11 Commandments of Orkutting

ONE-
If you’re ugly, stop acting like you don’t know it & stop using cute nicknames. The captions under your picture that says “top model pose”, “sexy”, “arnt i hot” doesn’t convince anyone.

TWO-
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You’re just stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE-
If you’re real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You’re the one who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u’re getting into!!

FOUR-
Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly” “OMG,I’m so fat” because if you were, you wouldn’t post them.

FIVE-
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others profiles.(vice versa too)

SIX-
Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial, etc.. ” IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. ” .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU WILL SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN-
If all your pictures look the same, don’t post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different ways.

EIGHT-
Who really cares if I/U don’t accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking “what’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend; that’s what’s up!

NINE-
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

TEN-
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.

ELEVEN-
If you get a scrap message and it says something like “repost this within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!,” IT’S NOT REAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!